http://www.fatdicksimon.com Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:24:14 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Above: strap-on wrestling match from Ultimate Surrender. Filmed in San Francisco. Sheesh, it's been so long since I posted last. Lots of stuff going on, and I've been way too busy feverously masturbating to the boxes of porn that my boys over at Hush Money have been sending over ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2008/06/10/more-serious-business/ Above: Jana from ButtBunnies So I'm back and completely (I think) recovered from the week of debauchery that was the Adult Entertainment Expo and Internext in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. I saw a lot of crazy shit, but truth be told, Internext was not the three-day substance fest that I ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2008/01/20/aeeinternext-what-i-remember/ Yeah, he's missing a leg. Don't believe me? Check out this gallery. Your boy Fat Dick is going to be in Vegas for an incredible 8 days starting this Thursday. I have never been there more than 3 days, and I think there is a definite possibility I ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2008/01/08/aeeinternext-serious-business/ It's January 5th, which means that I have finally recovered from my New Year's Eve extravaganza.  Here is the blow by blow account (pun intended): 8PM: Dinner I hadn't done a nice dinner on New Year's Eve before, and I guess it is the thing to do, so I met up with ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2008/01/05/new-years-eve-what-i-remember/ Another year has flown by, so it is time to do some serious partying to ring in 2008. The party lineup in Los Angeles is huge for tonight, but your boy Fat Dick prefers smaller, more intimate New Year's Eve gatherings. I'm not a big fan of the ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2007/12/31/happy-new-year-2/ I've been getting pretty confused while surfing Facebook, and when I checked my notifications today, I noticed that a friend 'counted down with" me and that I can respond by doing something called "SuperPoking" or getting into a pillow fight or giving a present. I have no idea what the fuck ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2007/12/31/what-the-fuck-2/ I'm a big fan of strippers.  Especially around the holidays.  Last Friday night, I was out with a couple homies and we noticed an advertising truck for a strip club a couple miles away.  Admission was supposed to be free after mentioning the ad, so naturally we smoked a blunt ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2007/12/29/i-heart-strippers/ I guess it is fitting that while celebrating three years in the game this month, I encountered record sales.  From what I have heard, everyone is doing really well this month.  I am having a huge sales week this week (probably due to extra spending and leisure time around Christmas), ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2007/12/27/record-sales-month/ I won't bore you with why I have been too busy to blog for quite a while now.  You will hear about it soon enough... I'm going to try to get back into the game here.  Enjoy. http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2007/11/28/still-alive/ It's always funny to see who gets fired after a big porn show. One of the luxuries of not having a boss is that you can get as wasted as you want, make a fool of yourself, hit on people you shouldn't be hitting on, talk shit on major ... http://www.fatdicksimon.com/2007/08/08/too-much-fun-at-internext/