Above: strap-on wrestling match from Ultimate Surrender. Filmed in San Francisco.

Sheesh, it’s been so long since I posted last. Lots of stuff going on, and I’ve been way too busy feverously masturbating to the boxes of porn that my boys over at Hush Money have been sending over to type out a post.

I’m up in San Frandisco this week for the Cybernet Expo. This show is quiet, but I needed an excuse to go on a three-day drinking binge during the week, so I hopped on the plane and bought a badge.

Lots of new developments since I posted last. I bought out two large affiliate programs, made a bunch of content deals, and had a threeway with a married couple last weekend. Your boy Fat Dick is taking his game to the next level this year.

I don’t have much to do during Cybernet, so if there is anyone in the San Francisco area who would like to meet up and talk business, please hit me up via AIM or e-mail. I’m on the Crackberry non-stop, and if I can’t schedule enough meetings then I’m just going to drink all day, and I really need to pace myself.

After I return home from SF, I’m going to lock myself in the office for the next three weeks to roll out about ten new groundbreaking sites before I head off to XBiz Vegas and then Internext in Florida. I couldn’t be more excited for the XBiz Forum this year as it was probably my favorite show last year.

I can’t wait to show everyone all the stuff I’ve been working on. Stay tuned and make sure to say what’s up in SF.