Yeah, he’s missing a leg. Don’t believe me? Check out this gallery.

Your boy Fat Dick is going to be in Vegas for an incredible 8 days starting this Thursday. I have never been there more than 3 days, and I think there is a definite possibility I am going to die. Being in Vegas for more than a weekend is tough enough, but when you add in the fact that I will be attending tons of insane parties lots of really informative seminars during two trade shows, things don’t look good. This trip is going to take a couple years off my life at best.

All kinds of crazy shit happens in Vegas around this time of the year. This is only my second Internext, but fuck. I have heard some pretty crazy stories, and what I saw last year when I was only there for a day tells me that this show is no joke. I’ve heard stories of emergency room visits, hookers, and wrecked hotel rooms. I’ll most likely experience all three.

I will be heading to the AEE show on Thursday, and I’ve been asking myself why I am missing the trade-only day on Wednesday since I hate being around porn fans with boners, but I guess I don’t really give a fuck. I’ll probably never see the show floor anyway. Actually, I really don’t even know why I am going to AEE at all. I booked a flight and hotel room a while ago when it sounded like a good idea. I have like two meetings scheduled, both of which I could have just done during Internext.

I consider AEE a warmup for Internext, where the real business is going to be getting done. Internext starts on Sunday, and my plan is to get all of my deals done by Monday morning. After that, I am going to be way to wasted to hold a conversation. Even planning on doing business into Sunday night is pushing it. No joke. I scheduled meetings all day on Sunday, and not one but two dinners on Sunday night. That’s how your boy Fat Dick rolls.

Internext sounds really dope this year. All of the fantasy suites in the Palms are booked by companies who know how to throw amazing parties. I’ll be hitting up the Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Sunday night, and I will also be doing some serious partying at in the Real World Suite among others.

I’ve got a long 8 days ahead of me, so wish me luck.

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