I’m a big fan of strippers.  Especially around the holidays.  Last Friday night, I was out with a couple homies and we noticed an advertising truck for a strip club a couple miles away.  Admission was supposed to be free after mentioning the ad, so naturally we smoked a blunt and made our way to the strip club after last call.

The doorman claimed that the truck did not apply to the location we were at, but we weren’t having his jibberish.  Your boy Fat Dick thinks false advertising is no joke, and I quickly pointed out the fact that the location we were at was clearly advertised on the truck, which, lucky for us, was parked directly outside of the club for easy reference.  After paying for two six dollar Cokes, we were in.

I don’t like lap dances.  Too much pressure.  I always feel goofy, and I don’t like getting stripper perfume on dry clean only shirts.  But that’s just me.

I like to camp out near the stage where I can see everything, but I like to sit far enough away so I am not obligated to tip.  But that’s just me.

I seem to come up with some pretty good ideas after smoking, and while watching a hot three girl act on stage, I came up with a gem that I think I will put into action soon.  Feel free to steal it if you want.  Here we go: If one were to replace all of the lighting fixtures in his house with strip club lighting, one could bring home broke ass honeys and never know the difference.  I think this is a pretty solid idea.  The fact of the matter is that nine out of ten strippers do not look good in a well-lit room.  They depend on strip club lighting to sell lap dances.  Why am I going out to bars and working hard trying to do eights and nines when I could be going out and hitting on fives and sixes that look like nines and tens under strip club lighting?

Sure, strip club lighting will make it infinitely harder for me to read, but I don’t own many books, so that shouldn’t be a huge deal.  I might head out to Home Depot to see if they carry strip club lighting fixtures.

Oh, the hottie above is Sandra from Interracial.com.  I’ve plugged Interracial.com in the past, and you may recall that you can purchase a trial membership for the site for only a buck.  I suggest that you head over and check her out if you are a fan of interracial porn.

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