Another year has flown by, so it is time to do some serious partying to ring in 2008. The party lineup in Los Angeles is huge for tonight, but your boy Fat Dick prefers smaller, more intimate New Year’s Eve gatherings. I’m not a big fan of the crowds and amateurs that overwhelm most venues on New Year’s Eve.

Tonight, I’ll be doing dinner then heading out to a house party in the Hollywood hills. I plan on going pretty hard tonight, and the celebration should end by noon tomorrow. There are many things to look forward to in 2008, one of which will be the recovery from the massive hangover I will be nursing for the rest of the week.

By the way, the hotties above are Dasani and Leola from LesbianTraining.com.  A great resolution for 2008 is to check out some more of their pics and then sign up for their website.

I’ve been getting pretty confused while surfing Facebook, and when I checked my notifications today, I noticed that a friend ‘counted down with” me and that I can respond by doing something called “SuperPoking” or getting into a pillow fight or giving a present.

I have no idea what the fuck any of these things are.  Facebook used to be so simple.

I’m a big fan of strippers.  Especially around the holidays.  Last Friday night, I was out with a couple homies and we noticed an advertising truck for a strip club a couple miles away.  Admission was supposed to be free after mentioning the ad, so naturally we smoked a blunt and made our way to the strip club after last call.

The doorman claimed that the truck did not apply to the location we were at, but we weren’t having his jibberish.  Your boy Fat Dick thinks false advertising is no joke, and I quickly pointed out the fact that the location we were at was clearly advertised on the truck, which, lucky for us, was parked directly outside of the club for easy reference.  After paying for two six dollar Cokes, we were in.

I don’t like lap dances.  Too much pressure.  I always feel goofy, and I don’t like getting stripper perfume on dry clean only shirts.  But that’s just me.

I like to camp out near the stage where I can see everything, but I like to sit far enough away so I am not obligated to tip.  But that’s just me.

I seem to come up with some pretty good ideas after smoking, and while watching a hot three girl act on stage, I came up with a gem that I think I will put into action soon.  Feel free to steal it if you want.  Here we go: If one were to replace all of the lighting fixtures in his house with strip club lighting, one could bring home broke ass honeys and never know the difference.  I think this is a pretty solid idea.  The fact of the matter is that nine out of ten strippers do not look good in a well-lit room.  They depend on strip club lighting to sell lap dances.  Why am I going out to bars and working hard trying to do eights and nines when I could be going out and hitting on fives and sixes that look like nines and tens under strip club lighting?

Sure, strip club lighting will make it infinitely harder for me to read, but I don’t own many books, so that shouldn’t be a huge deal.  I might head out to Home Depot to see if they carry strip club lighting fixtures.

Oh, the hottie above is Sandra from Interracial.com.  I’ve plugged Interracial.com in the past, and you may recall that you can purchase a trial membership for the site for only a buck.  I suggest that you head over and check her out if you are a fan of interracial porn.

I guess it is fitting that while celebrating three years in the game this month, I encountered record sales.  From what I have heard, everyone is doing really well this month.  I am having a huge sales week this week (probably due to extra spending and leisure time around Christmas), and I couldn’t be happier.  I think I am going to spend a bit of my earnings on a nice big plasma I have been eyeing for a while.  I deserve it.

As I write this, my email box is blowing up with sales emails, many of which are for programs that I haven’t spent anytime promoting for quite a while.  The great thing about peddling porn online is that, once you make a gallery or a free site, sales can come in twenty-four hours each day for many years to come.  I love when I notice a sale that came from a gallery I made a year ago.  Set it and forget it.

For everyone who is running scared and claming that piracy and saturation have made it impossible to make money in adult online, I call bullshit.  There is still massive amounts of money to be made if one works hard and thinks outside of the box.  Even newbies who work hard can still do online adult full time and have plenty of money to throw around if they do it right.

Sure, I have had some shitty months and surprises like Google’s Florida update about a year and a half ago when my traffic got cut in half, but I like to look at the big picture and my aggregate stats, which tell me that I have made more money and had more traffic each year.

Even shitty traffic sources like thumbnail gallery posts can produce money if you work hard and think big.  The people complaining that great porn traffic sources have dried up and been replaced with tube sites and torrents are focusing on the problem rather than the solution.  The solution is just outside of the box, and a little brainstorming will lead you right to it.

Thanks to the many creepy old men who enjoy the porn I push, and happy holidays.