This scene happened about three chairs over from me, poolside, at Internext this afternoon.  The image itself isn’t all that shocking, but consider this: the sex act performed above was not filmed for distribution.  No, it was filmed for personal enjoyment, and the two people involved met approximately forty-five seconds before this picture was taken.  I heard their fucking intro.

Plus, the chick is a little fat and the dude has a handlebar mustache.

As an added FYI, I’m starting to be pretty drunk since I just finished another $200 pitcher of Mojitos (real price).  This concerns me because it is only about 3PM here in Florida.  I have a long evening ahead of me, so I should probably start in on the cocaine to compensate.

Oh, also there are about fifty strippers poolside right now, so I need to ditch this Wi-Fi connection in my cabana and start trying to get laid.

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