I’m on a private jet right now at LAX. Why? Because your boy Fat Dick doesn’t fly with the common folk. Also because your boy Fat Dick had a couple friends at a major porn company who owed him a favor. Suffice to say that we have packed a private jet with plenty of tequila and are bound for Ft. Lauderdale International Airport. Unfortunately one member in our crowd is still MIA, so we are playing a drinking game called ‘take a tequila shot for every fifteen minutes that go by.’ I’m probably going to puke in a few minutes.

Anyway, it is time once again for an awesome paid vacation business networking opportunity. Yes, my friend. I am talking about Internext. I have an itinerary for the show that is three pages long, and I also have an incredible appetite for alcohol and drugs. We’ll see how things turn out.

I will try to send at least one update, complete with pics, from Florida, but no guarantees. Operating my Blackberry once the madness begins will be quite a chore.

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