Hello, my friend.

It’s been quite a while. I’ll save you the blow-by-blow (pun intended) account of the last several weeks and just say that I have been super busy.

I’m writing to you with good news, though. Team Fat Dick Simon is packed and on its way to the XBiz Summer Forum in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. We are on our way to the airport right now. It’s about 9:30AM, but I plan to start drinking as soon as I reach an airport bar. The beverage of choice this morning will be a bloody mary.

What did I bring? Aside from business cards, condoms, and my bathing suit, I’m packing around $3200 in cash (because drug dealers and hookers tend to not take personal checks and credit cards). This only gives me about $800 to blow (pun intended once again) each day, so I may have to visit a $5 service charge ATM at some point during my stay.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to getting really wasted doing a lot of business, and I’m going to try to liveblog as many events as possible, although I can’t promise anything since I can pretty much die at any time during this trip.

Stay tuned for the latest from Sin City…

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