You might have a problem if you roll into a 7/11 to cop a Rockstar and realize the Indan man (red dot, not native american) is only taking cash, then realize that the only cash you have is a $20, which would normally be cool, except for the fact that the bill you have is left over from your Friday night debauchery and is, naturally, caked with cocaine and blood, and rolled up in your front pocket. You also may have a problem if you spend over two minutes, with the Indian man’s help, attempting to unroll and flatten out the bill while a large line of patrons, who all know what is going on, stand and wait.

I’m not saying that this just happened to me; I’m just saying that you might have a problem if this happened to you..