Ahh, it’s Memorial Day weekend again, and countless people have made the trek to Vegas to take part in the festivities. Me? I decided to keep the debauchery confined to the greater Los Angeles area for the weekend in order to avoid a lengthy detox/recovery period following the three day weekend.

Last year, I wrote a pretty detailed post which outlined the many ways in which any given Vegas trip sucks balls. This year, I’m way too busy eating weed brownies and drinking a lot to put together anything close to a coherent thought on my blog, so I’ll just point you towards my favorite reality Vegas sex site, Whore Wagon, which should have everything you need to experience Vegas fun from the comfort and safety of your own home.

Check out the video above for some awesome Whore Wagon madness in the middle of the Vegas strip.

While masturbating to surfing around Whore Wagon earlier this afternoon, I got a call from one of my friends who was in Vegas enjoying douchebag heaven A.K.A. the Rehab party at the Hard Rock Hotel. She claimed that a random guy (Persian and most likely wearing a trucker hat with a bandana under it) just gave her four hits of E along with an eightball of blow and invited her to his suite at the Mandalay Bay. Vegas never disappoints.

Enjoy the holiday weekend. I am really busy finishing some Coronas so I can head out to down some sake at a sushi restauraunt and then try to get laid.

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