Just in case the homosexual color scheme didn’t make it clear enough, my blog is officially one year old. The year has flown by, I’ve learned a ton about the adult instry, business has been good, and my online empire does not appear to be shrinking anytime soon. What I’m trying to say is that I am kind of a big deal. I’m trying to reach celebrity blogger status this year, so tell a friend, add me to your blogroll, and continue reading. Daily.

In case you are a recent Fat Dick Simon reader, allow me to point out a few of my favorite posts from the past year. Of course, you can always hit up the Archive Page to get a full list of blog posts from the beginning of time.

• TV Shows You Can Beat Off To In A Pinch
  I got some heat for throwing the Tony Danza Show in this list, but it is an essential read for the times that you need to beat off and don’t have any porn.
• POV Porn vs. A Puerto Rican Hooker
  A detailed, first-hand account of the differences between masturbating to point of view porn and fucking a Puerto Rican Hooker.
• My Penis Does Not Like When I Mix Substances
  This was posted after yet another night of too much weasel dust and not enough erection.
• Fat Dick’s Guide to Doing Your Girlfriend Up the Butt
  I’m waiting for someone to leave me a ‘thank you’ comment on this post because if you can’t do your girlfriend up the butt after reading these step-by-step instructions, you are fucking stupid.
• Fat Dick’s Guide to Drinking Heavily
  I was drunk when I wrote this but it reads like the sweetest literature ever. Yet another example of why I am really good at drinking.
• How to Cover Up a Bed Wetting Incident
  Yeah, I wet the bed. Yeah, some bitch was in it. Read about how I covered it up. Oh yeah, and I link to some hot pee porn.
• Someone Tried to Kill Me Last Night
  Really, some fucker actually did try to kill me.
• The Guy Who Tried to Kill Me: Revisited
  Really, I encountered the guy who tried to kill me at a party.
• How to Smooth Over a Puking Incident
  If you find yourself losing friends after a puking incident, check out my instructions on how to make a sweet card the bitches are sure to love.
• The Tequila Only Challenge
  One of my latest escapades involving tequila and… Oh yeah, just tequila.

So thanks for stopping by and reading my blog. It’s probably one of the better blogs on the scene right now, so you made a good choice. You should probably leave me a comment and tell me how much you like it.

Oh, and if this post didn’t hit the spot for you, here’s a small white chick getting fucked up the ass from Interracial.com. Enjoy, you sick son of a bitch.

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