I am about to settle down to a few hours of sleep before I embark on my quickie trip to Vegas for Internext. I won’t be in Vegas for the entire show, but the game plan is to pack as many meetings as possible into a twenty-four hour timeframe and still manage to get wasted and possibly have sex. Can I do it? You’ll have to check subsequent blog posts to find out.

I leave at around 2:00PM today (it’s 4:20AM right now), and I plan on being drunk by 4:00PM. Good times.

As I am a little tipsy right now from a night of drinking followed by an extremely awkard near-sexual experience (possibly more on that later), I would like to make my to-do list for tomorrow morning completely public. Here is what I have to do before I leave for Internext:

1. Do Laundry
   If you are a regular blog reader, you know how I feel about the importance of wearing a nice shirt to social gatherings, so naturally I need to get my clothing in order for this trip.
2. Shave My Pubes
   My southern region is like a forest right now, and being in Vegas means that getting laid is a definite possibility. For the convenience of the ladies, I need to run a #2 clipper over my pubic region and ass before I leave today.
3. Email Various People
   I have to finalize various important meetings before I leave so I can actually do business in Vegas in order to write it off as a business expense.
4. Buy Some Cigarettes
   Why? Because being able to smoke inside of a building is fucking sweet. Here in Los Angeles we are not even able to smoke within twenty feet of a building now.

So that’s about it.  I already have some plans in order for tonight in Vegas, and I could not be more excited about doing business now.

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