If you are a porn fan or do business with porn fans, chances are that you have at least considered heading to Las Vegas this week for the AVN Adult Expo.

What can you expect?

Well, if you are a webmaster, prepare yourself for plenty of business cards and copious amounts of free booze and hookers great networking and business opportunities. If you are a porn surfer, prepare yourself for long lines of dudes with halfies trying to squeeze into a picture with Jenna Jameson. Either way, everything will probably be a haze since you’ll be in Vegas, and you’ll probably have an awesome time.

For your convenience, here’s a full list of all of the pornstar hotties appearing at the AVN Show. If you wait around long enough, you can probably finagle an autograph.

Suggestion: have the autograph made out to an ambiguous name, or no name at all, and sell it at a later date on Ebay.

And, of course, there are the AVN Awards on Saturday night with award categories including Best Anal Sex Scene, Most Outrageous Sex Scene, Best Specialty Series - Squirting, and Best Tease Performance. Who am I rooting for? I don’t know.

The AVN Show is more about tangibles (video production/distribution, sex toys, etc), and it is completely packed with horny fans. Considering I don’t do much business with companies involved with the show and companies with significant online divisions will be sticking around for Internext a couple days after the conclusion of AVN, I will be skipping the AVN Show completely. I’ll rely on detailed accounts from my friends for my taste of the madness that is Vegas during the AVN Show.

Oh yeah, and if you are going to the entire AVN Show and then attending the entire Internext Show, you are fucking crazy. I may be skilled at drinking heavily, but I know where to draw the line. If I ever find myself in Vegas for a full nine days of porn shows, instead of heading home after the conclusion of the madness, I’ll be on the next plane to Guatemala to get myself a black market liver transplant.

Enjoy the show, and if you happen to see Shane’s World contract star Casey Parker, make sure to ask her whether she thinks Fat Dick Simon is legit. Private joke.

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