Somehow, I managed to not completely belligerent last night during my New Year’s Eve festivities.  When I woke up in my own bed (I was hoping to pass out under a car somewhere in the greater Los Angeles area), I was pretty disappointed, and I’ll definitely have to hit the bottle extra hard this week in order to make up for my sub-par drinking performance last night.

Above is a picture of the party supplies that my roommates and I purchased for last night’s festivities.  Needless to say, we spared no expense as we picked up twenty bottles of Charles Shaw wine and ten bottles of Andre champagne (strawberry and brut).  For me, it doesn’t get much better than assigning the task of downing at least one bottle of wine to each one of the partygoers (but mostly the females).

Hopefully, you also had a fun and safe New Year’s Eve celebration, and hopefully you didn’t end up fucking a fat chick last night (*cough*).  Your boy Fat Dick wishes you the best of luck in 2007.

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