Best. Site. Ever.

September 23rd, 2006

I’m really smart.  Lately I’ve been good for at least four solid ideas each week.  I just wish that I had enough time to develop all of my genius ideas instead of having to choose the best of the best to devote time to.

My latest site launch is a result of an idea that I had more than a year ago.  I hit a couple roadblocks with the development of this idea.  Figuring out how to lay the site out was a big one.  Actually, I’m happy that I didn’t launch this site a year ago because if I had done so, the layout would have looked like poo.  After the layout was figured out, there were some legal problems which delayed things for far too long.

Anyway, fuck it, I’m proud to announce the launch of DOESITHAVEAPENIS.COM.

The concept is simple: I throw three gender-ambiguous models at you, and you try to decide which models have penises and which models have vaginas.  Currently, I am adding three new models each day, and once the database grows enough I am going to enable a ‘full random’ mode so you can play for hours at a time rather than just a few minutes each day.

I am confident that the following will ensue as a result of this site launch:

  1. The site will become an immediate success on college campuses across the country.
  2. Viral marketing will cause the pageviews to go through the roof.
  3. I will become even more rich.
  4. Many copycat sites will emerge.

In regard to number four, I would just like to say right now, on September twenty-third, two thousand and six, that DoesItHaveAPenis.com is, and always will be, the original ambigious genitalia online pornography gaming sensation.

Oh yeah, and you can see naked chicks and shemales on DoesItHaveAPenis.com.

Anyway, enjoy the site.  I am going to continue building it out and offering more features, but I couldn’t wait to launch it.

So tell a friend and get the Does It Have A Penis revolution started.  The world has waited long enough.

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