True Story: Last summer, one of my friends worked at an Italian restaurant specializing in pizza which offered delivery. One night a couple friends and I went by and she comp’ed our meal which was pretty fucking sweet. I think their pizza delivery guy was mildly retarted and/or an alcoholic because he left early or something and we decided to help out by delivering a pizza on our way home. It sounded like a pretty good idea and I figured we would get a pretty sweet tip because the pizza was going to a pretty nice house in Beverly Hills. After approximately forty-five minutes of trying to find the fucking house, I was thoroughly over the pizza delivery thing and we received a thirty-five cent tip from the douchebag kid who ordered the pizza.

The moral of the story is that delivering pizzas sucks balls. Seriously. So, if you are a pizza delivery guy by trade, you better find a way to make it cool.

Shortly after my experience with pizza delivery last summer, I got really high and started thinking of ways to turn the job of pizza delivery guy into something cool. I was sure that the job would be much better if all deliveries went to hot chicks, and, rather than paying for the pizza in cash, the chicks would offer up their vaginas in exchange for the delicious pie. I immediately beat off while thinking about this amazing concept.

Lucky for me, an amazing site, appropriately named Big Sausage Pizza, is built around my idea. I’ll give you the rundown on the set up for the images and videos on this site. Amazingly hot chicks order a pizza and the delivery guy arrives. But the delivery guy isn’t delivering just any pizza. No, my friend. The pizza has a hole cut through its center, through which the delivery man has put his penis. The delivery man has brought a Big Sausage Pizza. But the chicks are always trying to watch their weight and they are never down with the Big Sausage Pizza, so they confront the delivery man about the incorrect order. This confrontation always ends up with the delivery man getting sucked off through the hole in the pizza box, and then some hot fucking.

Big Sausage Pizza might, in general, be my favorite porn website. The set-up for every scene is funny as hell, but arousing as hell. I challenge anyone to find me something more fun than watching a hot chick sucking a dick through a pizza. Also, the level of acting on this site is quite possibly the best I have ever seen. I hear that some of the actresses are recruited at Shakespearean festivals. The way that they say ‘what the fuck is that’ when the delivery man reveals the Big Sausage Pizza he is toting is pretty fucking sweet.

Oh yeah, also the chicks on Big Sausage Pizza are hot as hell. Seriously, every one is smoking hot and they all know how to fuck. All of the action is hot as hell, and you know it’s high quality if your boy Fat Dick is masturbating to it. Fat Dick don’t play the low-quality, low-resolution video game.

Anyway, enough about me. I’m sure you would like to see some free videos from Big Sausage, and you know I have the hook for you, so here you go. You’re welcome.

Danielle
Danielle is a pretty slutty chick. Just look at this bitch. I hear the uncut version of this video features the fifteen minute segment where the delivery guy had to wait outside for Danielle to finish up fucking her black repairman, but can you be mad at a chick with boobs like that? I think not. Apparently she was hungry, because she didn’t even fuck with the crust on the big sausage pizza; she went straight for the sausage and tried to fit as much in her mouth as possible.

Angelique
As a rule of thumb, I don’t fuck chicks with names longer than two syllables. Thus, unfortunately, I wouldn’t be able to fuck Angelique even though she is pretty hot. At least the pizza delivery man gets to fuck her. I like Angelique because she stays at cheap motels (look at the scenery in this video) AND she answers the door in her panties for the pizza delivery guy. I wish that douchebag kid who I delivered a pizza to last summer had been wearing panties. Fucking hot.

Candy
As a rule of thumb, I’ll fuck anyone named Candy. I don’t give a fuck; guy, girl, shemale, whatever. If you are named Candy, I’ll fuck you. Why? Because some stripper named Candy gave me a bomb ass handjob at a stripclub a couple years ago. Obviously, all chicks named Candy are mad sluts, and obviously, Big Sausauge Pizza features a hot blonde bitch named Candy who doesn’t mind sucking cock through a large cheese pizza. Fuck, she’ll eat the jizz-covered pizza afterwards, too.

Madison
Madison is another hot blonde, but her boob job is infinitely worse than Candy’s. Don’t tell her I said that, though, because I would bone her in a second. I like Madison because she’s just like ‘Oh shit there’s a dick in that box. Oh well, I’ll just lay back on my couch and get fucked by it.’ I have a feeling that the douchebag kid that I delivered a pizza to last summer would not have been so cool.

Ava
Ava knows how to ride a dick regardless of whether or not the dick she is riding is surrounded by pizza or not. That’s really all I have to say about her. Oh yeah, and she is pretty hot, and (surprise surprise) I would bone her for hours. Fuck, I may even make a pizza for her if it meant that I could bone her like the pizza guy in these videos. I don’t even know how to cook.

For me, there’s nothing better than seeing a chick suck a dick that is surrounded by pizza. I like pizza and I like blowjobs. I have a recurring fantasy where I am eating a pizza (cheese) while getting a blowjob, but it is really sloppy and tomato sauce keeps dripping on the bitch’s back. Damn, that’s hot, right?

Anyway, check out Big Sausage Pizza for the hottest pizza delivery guy action around.

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