I have a really old uncle who always complains about how you can’t get anything decent for a buck anymore. Typically, at family gatherings and what not, dude gets completely hammered off of whiskey shots at the bar and then proceeds to sit me down and talk about how he used to fuck Thai hookers up the ass for seventy-five cents when he was in ‘the service.’ I believe him because sometimes he goes into detail about exactly what he used to do to the Thai hookers and there is no way that someone could just make up stories like that. I always feel really weird because I am kind of aroused by the stories he tells regarding Thai hookers, but at the same time I don’t really want to be because it’s my uncle and he’s really old and thinking about him plowing some foreign bitch is just really strange.

So dude’s point is always that the current state of affairs sucks because a buck doesn’t buy anything. Until a couple days ago, I never really had a good rebuttal for him. Not having a rebuttal was no good for me. But Fat Dick, what’s so bad about not being able to prove your old uncle wrong? Well, I’ll give you an example of why it sucked. I flew across the country for my cousin’s wedding a while ago planning on getting laid. I was hitting the open bar pretty heavily and I was sure that my fourth cousin (fair game) was eyeing me from across the reception hall, so naturally I was getting ready to go hit on her. Unfortunately for me, the uncle staggers over to my table and starts talking about how he double penetrated a Thai hooker with some dude who had no arms and legs. See what I’m talking about when I say he couldn’t just make up his stories? So I’m like ‘Hey, that’s all good, but I gotta go get my dick sucked.’ But then he started in on this long-winded rant about how a buck isn’t good for anything any more. I wanted to cut him off with some genius counterargument, but I could not think of one. Naturally the fourth cousin (fair game) ended up giving my second cousin (really gross) a blowjob in the bathroom and I ended up beating off to hotel porn that night.

But let’s face it. A buck doesn’t get much nowadays. This afternoon I bought a tasty soda for $1.35. Yesterday I got a handjob for $80. See where I’m going with this?

If you are a baller on a budget and/or hood-rich, you are going to have problems getting a membership to a porn site. So what are you left doing? Well, you get jerked around on the internet all day trying to find free porn, you eventually jizz, but there is a missing place in your heart where a massive store of hot interracial content should be. But who wants to throw down thirty bucks per month to beat off to a big black cock splitting a small white chick right down the middle? Well, I do, but I have a lot of money, so I am not really the target audience of this post.

A while ago, while doing the masturbatory circuit on the internet, I ran across an offer that will officially serve as my new counterarguement for my uncle’s rants, and will also help poor people gain access to members-only areas of pay porn sites. Talk about killing two birds with one stone. I found a sweet interracial porn site that will let you cop a membership for one dollar. That’s right: a porn membership for one dollar.

But what if you don’t have a dollar in your bank account? Shit, yo. You really must be a baller on a budget. Anyway, here are some creative ways to get a dollar so you can sign up for this sweet interracial porn website:

1. Look under your couch cushions.
2. Steal one from your roommate.
3. Ask your roommate to borrow one without the intention of paying him back.
4. Dress like a homeless person and ask people for spare change.
5. Dress like a homeless person and clearly disclose that you are in need of a buck so you can join an interracial porn site.
6. Rob a blind man and/or old woman.
7. Give a blowjob.

Anyone can do at least one of the above, so I’ll just assume that you have at least a dollar worth of disposable income (you are going to use it to join an interracial porn site). I know what you’re thinking now. You are probably wondering how shitty a porn site has to be to accept memberships for a buck. Well, dickfor, the interracial pornsite I found isn’t shitty at all and it has the domain name to prove it. Allow me to introduce you to Interracial.com.

Interracial.com has been a giant in the interracial porn world for quite some time now, and they are offering a special $1 trial membership for a limited time only. I feel like I really don’t have to plug this offer too much to make you interested, but I will say that I routinely masturbate to the videos on Interracial.com, and anyone who knows me knows that I am very fussy when it comes to my interracial porn. Need proof of how good the content is on Interracial.com? Here are some free galleries for you:

The only thing better than a Latina chick getting fucked by a huge black dude is a blindfolded Latina chick getting fucked by a huge black dude. That’s where Megan comes in. In this gallery, she wears a blindfold while getting boned. Oh yeah, and then the black dude jizzes all over the blindfold when he is done.

Call me crazy, but I like seeing black guys wearing grill pieces while fucking white chicks. That’s just something I like. If you like this too, you can check out plenty of big black guys with tattoos and grill pieces fucking small white chicks on Interracial.com. If you need a little taste, check out this gallery. Hot.

My favorite part of Interracial.com is that most of the chicks on it love anal. Talk about team players! These chicks take gigantic ten inch black dicks in their small assholes, but they somehow manage to enjoy it. Take Amber in this gallery for example. This white chick shoves a black guy’s dick in her ass and hops right on top. Amazing!

I’ll let Tiffany be the tie-breaker in your decision of whether to spend your whole dollar on a membership to Interracial.com. Check out this gallery. She is fucking hot, and she looks even hotter when she has a big black dick in her mouth. Interracial.com routinely pulls super hot bitches like Tiffany and impails them with big black dicks.

If you want more, take the tour at Interracial.com. Then sign up for a $1 membership. I know it’s going to be quite a monetary sacrifice for you, but I think with the proper budgetary adjustments you will still be able to eat dinner.

Basically, can you put a price on a good masturbatory session fueled by a solid interracial porn website? Well, I guess you can. It’s $1, and that’s pretty fucking cheap if you ask me. Check out Interracial.com right now.

So the next time I am trying to bone my fourth cousin (fair game) and my old uncle tries to cock block with his seventy-five cent Thai hooker stories, I am going to be quick to reply that he can beat off to a massive amount of interracial porn at Interracial.com for only a buck. That should shut his fat ass up.

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