So it’s been way too long since my last blog post. Why? Well, aside from being consistently wasted for the last two weeks or so, my school year is coming to an end which means that I have to actually get down with school work, and resultingly, go to the library to study for finals. Since I rarely go to class, everytime I holler at the library for a cram session, I notice that I am in ‘oh fuck let’s try not to fail this final’ mode while all of the smart people around me who have been staying on top of their school work are just kicking back and leisurely studying. Oh yeah, and I always feel like I am in some Asian country whenever I enter the library.

Disclaimer: Your boy Fat Dick is about to make some sweeping generalizations about Asians.

Asians love studying. When I look up from my books at the library and stare at the Asian bitch across from me, I can tell she is absoutely loving her reading. They love anything involving numbers, memorization, or writing shit. Fuck, they love doing anything that they will eventually be graded on. Too bad grades are not issued for fucking.

The problem is, Asian bitches are not so good in the bedroom. I know a porn producer who found a really hot Asian bitch and was all excited about seeing her fuck until he realized that she was about as exciting as a brick while getting plowed.

So obviously, when I look around the library to check out the Asian bitches rather than actually studying, I wonder what it would be like to have sex with them. Probably pretty unexciting. That’s why I prefer getting my Asian fix through internet porn. That way, I can decompress after a long study session by throwing a beat to hot Asian action online rather than putting in the time to bone Asian bitches from the library.

Finding hot Asian porn is like finding a time at which there are more than five white dudes in the library… it’s very difficult. Lucky for you, I am pretty deep in the internet porn scene, and I have done all of the work for you. When it comes to hot Asian porn, I masturbate almost exclusively to a site called My Asian Massage. The site is pretty sweet, and it’s packed with a shitload of high-quality images and video clips. I just masturbated to it like ten minutes ago, and it was pretty sweet.

Oh yeah, and I hate Asian porn containing Asian dudes. Don’t get me wrong. Asian guys are pretty cool, but the bottom line is that they have really small penises, and, as a rule of thumb, I don’t really like masturbating to porn containing dudes with penises less than ten inches.

So if you are studying for finals and want to see what it would be like to fuck all of the Asian chicks around you currently doing much better in their classes than you, allow me to throw some free porn your way. You can even masturbate to this stuff if you are out of school and just enjoy seeing Asian chicks get pounded. In any event, make sure to check out My Asian Massage if you like these galleries.

I really like Cris Taliana, and this free gallery shows why. This Asian slut is more hungry for dick than she is for rice. You can see it in her eyes after she downs her Sake and starts sucking this dude off. There is something really hot about seeing an innocent Asian slut with pigtails ride a cock. Call me a perv.

Sapphire is pretty much the exact type of slut I would expect to hook up with if I ever take the sex tour of Thailand that I have been planning for years. She is a dirty Asian whore, but that is a beautiful thing. In this free gallery, she rides a cock like it’s her job (wait, it is), and then takes a massive cumload on her face. That move is benchmark Asian prostitute.

With a name like Sunshine, you would expect some earthy bitch with hippie parents, but Sunshine on My Asian Massage is an Asian whore who loves giving her clients a long sensual massage before she starts fucking. This gallery shows her in her natural habitat: getting fucked hard by some dude on a business trip staying in a cheap hotel. All I’m going to say is that this is the exact reason that everyone says to pull down the comforter before you sit on the bed.

I like Michelle’s style. Yes, she visits her client’s room to give him a massage, but once he rolls over, she realizes that she absoutely loves giving blowjobs, so she says ‘Fuck the massage’ and shoves the dude’s cock in her mouth. You can see this played out in this free gallery. She appears to be quite good at deepthroating, and this gallery has tons of close-up penetration shots of her petite Asian pussy getting pounded hard.

So back in the day, I really enjoyed giving a chick I was with facial cumshots. One day, I decided to take some pictures of her after I administered the facial. Upon reviewing the pictures, I was like ‘Fuck, why do I enjoy distributing this pain?’ She looked absoutely disgusted. The Asian slut Myra looks slightly more disgusted after she sucks a guy off in this free gallery.

The moral of the story is that Asian chicks aren’t very good at having sex, but sometimes they are fun to watch when you are in a festive mood. During finals time, I hit up My Asian Massage pretty heavily, and I suggest you do the same. Hopefully, these free galleries are enough to wet your appetite for seeing the Asian bitches sitting across from you get pounded, but if not, feel free to spit some game in the library. Asian bitches probably won’t respond, but if they do, don’t expect much if you ever get to fuck them.

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