I don’t know where you live, but if you’re like me, you have found the closest university and posted up outside of all of the sorority houses trying to get some hot young pussy. I remember back in my younger days when I thought it would be really cool to fuck a bunch of sorority sluts. Ahh, those were the days…

But I have matured since then, and while I still enjoy hanging out at sorority houses and/or peeping in their windows late at night to see some hot college lesbian action, I have learned that fucking sorority chicks isn’t as cool as it seems.

The problem is as follows: Yes, sorority chicks will probably double, wait make that triple, up on you after a date party. We all know that. Yes, sorority chicks are going to think you are really fucking cool when you whip out your massive bag of yeyo. Yes, sorority chicks always have immense appetites for cock. However, the fact of the matter is that the majority of sorority chicks are way high maintenance and probably have a douchebag frat guy queued up to fuck as soon as you leave the house. Even if you are down with having other dudes hit it too, you know that fucker is going to try to step to you with his boys the next time he sees you in a party. That shit is annoying as hell.

So my love/hate relationship with sorority chicks results in yet another tough predicament for my penis. How do I experience the sweet, moist pussy that exists in a sorority house without dealing with douchebag frat guys and annoying sorority sisters? Furthermore, how do I get to enjoy hot sorority bitches without spending any money on gifts, drinks and drugs?

I had been struggling with those questions for about a year and a half. I was a torn man. Living every day thinking about the sweet, supple pussy that lay just inside the doors of the sorority houses I saw, yet understanding the many downsides that came with fucking that pussy. One day, I stumbled upon a website that put an end to the massive amount of depression and confusion that had overtaken me. That day, my friend, I found LS Sorority.

But Fat Dick, you may ask, how is it possible to capture the essence of sweet, sexy sorority chicks on a website? Well, fuckface, I am happy you asked!

LS Sorority is an amazingly accurate reality site. Beating off to the content of LS Sorority is exactly like walking around naked in a sorority house and beating off at will only better. When you beat off to LS Sorority (as long as you are not in public view), you risk absoutely no type of citation from the police.

Here are some of the true-to-life activities that go on in actual sorority houses, accurately captured for your pleasure on LS Sorority:

Couch Make Out Sessions

The only thing hotter than three hot chicks in pink panties on the couch at a sorority is three hot chicks in pink panties on the couch at a sorority having a passionate makeout session. This happens just about every time I step inside of a sorority house, and is accurately captured in this gallery on LS Sorority. Ahhh, the passion, the innocence.

Sex Toy Experimentation

Everyone knows that sorority chicks love trying out new, exotic sex toys. Every time I am in a sorority house I always feel starved for attention because these bitches cannot put down their fucking sex toys! In this gallery, three sorority sisters get a brand new Sybian in the mail and decide to take it for a spin in the living room. That’s hot.

School Girl Clothing and Strap-Ons

The unofficial dress code for a sorority house is one of those really slutty school girl skirts. Everyone knows that. In a sorority house, you ain’t cool unless you wear one. Fuck, I put one on when I step in the door. It just feels right. Oh yeah, usually sorority chicks also wear strap-ons and fuck each other on the couch. It’s pretty much common place.

Naked Twister

How else do you think these hot bitches pass the time, silly? Of course they play naked twister regularly! Fuck studying, and fuck any type of game that can be played in clothing. Sorority chicks are always down for another round of naked twister. Obviously these games always result in a long cuddling and make out session. Par for the course.

Group Bathing

There is actually a clause in every sorority chapter’s charter that mandates group bathing. I’m not going to bullshit you and claim that these chicks love bathing together or something like that. Fact is, that while sorority chicks are cool with naked twister and strap-on action while in school girl outfits, they are pretty conservative when it comes to bathing. Don’t let the looks of these chicks fool you; they are only doing it because they have to. Oh yeah, here’s some more group bathing because they do it a lot.

Naked Backyard Frolicking

The only thing that sorority chicks like better than getting naked inside is getting naked outside. How else did you think they were able to maintain those perfect tans? Of course, getting naked outside means plenty of body contact between two hot sorority chicks with cute, shaved twats.

Long Lesbian Love Fests on Every Desk

Um, I don’t know what the fuck you were thinking, but those desks in sorority houses aren’t for studying. They are for long, passionate, lesbian love making. If you are still confused, check out this gallery for plenty of closeup carpet munching and passionate kissing.

Naked Initiations Involving Blindfolds

Sorority chicks love getting naked and then playing games involving blindfolds. We aren’t talking about pin the tail on the donkey here. More like put my fingers in your vagina, or let’s do some really cute lesbian shit. Usually sorority chicks play these games off as ‘initiations,’ but once there is no one left to initiate they just say fuck it and take volunteers for who gets the blindfold.

So the bottom line is that there are always massive amounts of crazy lesbian activities going on in sorority houses. If you are tired of dealing with all of the bullshit that surrounds sorority chicks, but you still want to beat off to these activities, then you are like me. If you are like me then you have a membership to LS Sorority. What’s that? You don’t have a membership to LS Sorority? Get off your ass and get one right now!

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