Tag Teaming Bitches is My Middle Name
April 16th, 2006
My boy Will-Dogg from back in the day came through the crib last night and you better believe we got into some crazy shit involving a hot slut. Oh yeah, that hot slut was the chick who had her period on my bed. It was all good, though. It’s been a week since that episode, so big Willie was sure that he could hit that shit without getting into some crime-scene sex action.
Early in the night there wasn’t anything going on, so we hollered at some bitches and, naturally, some shady ass Mexican dudes. When the bitches showed up, Willie Style and I had our pick. Somehow, the aforementioned bleeder made it to the bed where we got into some nasty action directly over her period stain. Boo Ya.
Will-Dogg and I hit up some crazy positions. It all started when this chick started giving us both some bomb ass skull. Then she continued giving me dome while Will-Dogg warmed up her sweet gash with his large penis. She was wet as hell at this point, but I am not sure if it is because she read my blog earlier in the day or if it was because of how sexy Will-Dogg and I looked. Either option is fine by me. Then I was like ‘Ok, guys. We have fucked around long enough. Now it’s time to get down to business.’ At that time I put my penis in this chick’s butt. Will-Dogg was all up in the pussy and we worked that shit for days.
What kind of moves are we talking about? I’m so happy that you asked! I will explain with the help of one of my favorite sites, Two Dicks in One Chick. This site is mostly about hot lesbian action. J/K, silly! Of course, Two Dicks in One Chick features the best tag-teaming and double penetration action around. Dudes on this site straight up violate the bitches they get with and I couldn’t be a bigger fan.
There are a couple situations during which two men can rub penises together without being gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. These situations obviously take place during threeways with chicks and include, but are not limited to, rubbing penises together while simultaneously getting domed up, rubbing penises through the thin membrane that separates the vagina from the ass, pulling out and accidently hitting your friend’s dick with yours, and giving your friend a blowjob in the bathroom after the bitch leaves. Two Dicks in One Chick hits you with all of these scenarios and more. There are tons of closeup shots of bitches getting double penetrated by two gigantic cocks.
The chicks on Two Dicks in One Chick reach a level of cumloving whore previously thought to only be possible in a laboratory environment. These bitches make that drunk slutty cousin at your uncle’s wedding look tame as fuck. Oh yeah, and they love getting jizzed on; in fact, they bathe in jizz and after they come back from a long run in the afternoon, they cool off with an ice cold glass of jizz. Their appetite for simultaneous multi-hole fucking is amazing. A perfect example is Mandy Bright. This chick loves cum. She’s so horny she can’t even wait to blow the next guy so she just shoves two dicks in her mouth at once. Then she realized that she was smelling a little gamy so she was like ‘Hey, guys, how about you clean me up with a blast of jizz.’ Last night Willie and I pulled a sweet move where we jizzed all over this chick and threw her purse on the puddle while she cleaned off in the bathroom. She had to pry that shit off in the morning.
Check out Vanessa Lane. This bitch is so horny she just shoves one guy’s dick up her ass, lays back, and gives the next guy a look like ‘You see this pussy? It is currently bored and empty. You need to take care of that.’ When I saw her gallery, I recognized that look as the same look that big Willie got last night before we got down with some double penetration action. Another move that this bitch does is what I like to call the ‘inverted horny slut.’ Flexibility is required. This move is best shown by example, but basically involves a blowjob while upside-down done while getting fucked. Amazing. You better believe we got down with that shit last night.
Another one of my favorites over at Two Dicks in One Chick is Jamie Elle. As a rule of thumb, when a chick has a pretty hot bod but a broke-ass face, she probably fucks like a champ. Such is the case with Jamie. She doesn’t even fuck with getting completely naked. While she gets plowed by two guys she doesn’t even take off what looks like a training bra. She has a nice smooth, shaven twat that gets torn up regularly by the biggest cocks she can find. Plenty of close-up double penetration shots here. Her pierced tongue leads me to believe that she also gives some amazing head.
One move Willie and I pulled last night was what I like to call ‘pick up and impale.’ As the name suggests, you and your buddy pick the chick up and double penetrate her. Yes, your balls are going to rub. Yes, your penis will probably touch him when it falls out. Yes, this move is available on Two Dicks in One Chick thanks to the efforts of Holly Wellin. This slut isn’t happy unless she is being fucked hard by two guys. The amount of raw, hard fucking that all of this bitch’s holes receive is amazing, but I get the feeling that a chick like her still isn’t satisfied with two dicks. Perhaps she needs more.
The only thing that would have made my threeway better is if a black guy were involved. Black dudes really take groupsex action to the next level. Lucky for me, I can fill that empty space in my soul by throwing a beat to some of Anna Nova’s pictures and movies on Two Dicks in One Chick. This slut loves the dark meat, and when she is done bringing the races together inside of her body, she loves to finish off by getting showered with beautiful interracial cum. One of my favorite parts about this gallery is that the black guy fucks her up the ass first, thus leaving the white dude with a messy, gaping barbeque pit to fuck. What a class act.
Wow, I am so worn out from last night’s activities that I am going to go beat off to Two Dicks in One Chick and then take a nap. I suggest you do the same. Holler.