Last night I got wasted and decided to do an experiment. I have been masturbating to point of view (P.O.V.) porn a lot lately, and I wanted to determine whether or not masturbating to point of view porn was at all comparable to fucking a hot ass bitch. In case you have been living under a rock, point of view porn is exactly what it sounds like: porn filmed from the angle of the person receiving the sexual favors.

The results of this scientific experiment will astonish you. Not only did I determine that point of view porn is amazing, but I also determined that point of view porn is, in fact, better than having sex. Don’t believe me? Read on for a detailed account of the night’s events.

08:00PM - Substances Consumed

I started the night by consuming copious amounts of booze and drugs. At this point of the night I had no clear game plan, but I had a feeling that I was about to contribute heavily to science.

08:20PM - Pass Out

I passed out in the bathroom at this time.

08:22PM - Come up with an Idea and Call a Hooker

Waking up from my brief departure with consciousness was like a rebirth for me. I came up with what is probably my best idea since going for a run at 8am after an all-night binge. I decided I would call a hooker, fuck her, and then masturbate to point of view porn in order to determine which was better. What a fucking good idea. When deciding the race of the hooker I was about to call, I settled on Puerto Rican. Everyone knows Puerto Rican bitches are hot and they give amazing skull. I wanted to fuck a black chick, but I was feening for some bomb ass dome and a white bitch wasn’t about to cut it with the kind of night I was having.

09:07PM - Hooker Arrives

By the time the hooker arrived, I was fucked the fuck up. Too fucked up to make sexual history? Hells no. Let’s get down to business.

I flipped on “Freaks of the Industry” and got naked. After doing some lines off my penis, this slut was ready to fuck. I put it right in the butt, and when I got the ‘fisheye,’ I was just like ‘I got some extra cash coming your way, baby.’ She ate that shit up. Plus, this slut was one of those bitches who pretend they hate it up the ass when you know they secretely love it. I was hitting all the fly positions. My head under her leg under my arm under her toe. I didn’t hold back on this slut. She got worked.

When I was ready to finish, I got some bomb ass skull and jizzed in her eyes. She loved that shit. I was like ‘Peace, bitch.’ She wanted more but I told her to get the fuck out before I call the cops.

10:49PM - Time for a Comparison

After I had settled down from the wild anal session I had just experienced, I decided it was time to compare it with my favorite point of view porn website, POV Fantasy. What videos did I hit? I’m-a tell you, and give you some links from the secret stash.

First I hollered at some movie clips of a take-charge bitch named Karina Kay. This slut is fucking hot and she knows exactly what to do with a dick. Look at that dome she offers up! What a champ. She made that hooker I fucked look lazy as hell.

The sweet thing about POV Fantasy is that they have so many huge movies of hot bitches online that when you are done with one bitch you just move on to the next. That’s exactly what I did in this case. I moved on to watch (myself) fuck some bitch poolside. Damn, this slut had quite an ass and once it was olied up, I was ready to go.

After I was over those movies, I moved on to some of the crystal clear, high resolution image galleries on POV Fantasy. I went straight for a photo set with a hot blonde slut giving me a blowjob and then sitting on my dick. Fucking amazing. I love checking out shots of this bitch’s asshole while my penis is all the way inside of her. Just like the real thing.

I found a nasty slut who loves it in the ass almost as much as the hooker I just fucked. I figured I was up for another round of anal action, so I had this slut go to town on me. She wanted it in her ass so much that she was fingering it while I was fucking her in the pussy doggystyle. What a crazy slut. But around Fat Dick’s place, crazy sluts are always welcome.

More anal action? Sure, why not? This next slut was so horny that she was trying to give me some bomb ass skull through my jeans. I was like ‘woah, settle down bitch,’ and I put it in her butt. She was loving that shit. Wow, what a hottie. With the extreme close-up shots on POV Fantasy, it was like I was actually in this bitch’s ass.

I decided to end the night with some super-hot shaved Asian cooze. Why? Why not. You better believe I put it in this bitch’s butt right after I was done with the puss, but let me tell you… both were just as warm and tight as I expected them to be. Check out this picture gallery if you don’t believe me.

So what did I learn from all of this fucking and masturbating? The bottom line is that point of view porn is DEFINITELY better than sex, no matter how great the sex is. Here’s why:

I masturbated to like fifteen bitches on POV Fantasy. All were incredibly hot. That kind of action would have cost me several thousand dollars to hook up in real life. Ok Fat Dick, you might be saying, but what about the feeling of actually fucking a real bitch in the ass? I’m not really tripping. Yes, fucking bitches in the ass is cool and feels great, but I am pretty good at masturbating as well, and the view is exactly the same on POV Fantasy as it is when you actually fuck a bitch up the ass. In reality, the view is probably better on POV Fantasy because it is a much better angle and much more close up.

POV Fantasy requires no call the next day. It requires no cuddling afterwards. It requires that you buy no drinks at the bar before. It does not want you to spit game at it to get it to spread its legs. POV Fantasy knows it is a dirty little slut who loves to fuck, and POV Fantasy is there for you twenty-four hours each day to make you happy. You find me a bitch who is down like that.

Settled. No need to have sex any more. Just hit up POV Fantasy and you’ll be set.

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