It’s Barbeque Pit Season
April 3rd, 2006
We changed the time an hour forward. It’s getting hotter. That bitch you know keeps asking to go to the beach with you. Yes, my friend, it is that time once again.
Barbeque pit season.
Don’t want to break out the charcoal? Don’t worry. The barbeque pits I am referring to don’t require any. Of course, by ‘barbeque pit’ I am referring to the gaping hole created in a chick’s ass after a wild round of anal action.
The hidden agenda with this post is to climb the Google ranks for the term ‘barbeque pit’ which explains why I keep saying barbeque pit.
But seriously, though. What is better and more arousing than checking out some bitch’s barbeque pit after watching her get pounded by some dude with a big dick? I can’t think of much. At first you feel sorry for her, but then you’re like ’shit, that’s fucking amazing.’ Yes, barbeque pits are amazing.
Where does Fat Dick go when he is feening for some barbeque pit action? You better believe he goes to a place called Butt Divers. I’m-a hit you with some of my secret stash of barbeque pit action from the site.
Check out Summer Raine on Butt Divers. I can tell this bitch absoutely loves getting plowed in the ass. How do I know? Well, besides having a sixth sense for those kinds of things, the look on her face as she has a string of large anal beads pulled out of her ass is a dead giveaway.
Barbara Summers southern region is a big, lubed-up mess after she gets pounded in her ass, but I love it. There is something great about passing up a nice, tight pussy for an even tighter ass that makes me want to shake the guy’s hand who bangs the bejesus out of this bitch.
Ahh, and then there is Brandy Lyons. The massive circumference of this bitch’s barbeque pit makes me want to approach her about running drugs for my boy Pablo down in Columbia. Seriously. She takes like three dudes up the ass and smiles as they cum in a glass for her to drink up. What a champ.
The depth of Kelly Wells‘ asshole cannot be measured. Many have tried, but no one has succeeded. The mysterious darkness of her ass after being violated by a large penis looks more than inviting, but watch out. It has been known to swallow men.
Then there is Janet Alfano. Her barbeque pit looks very inviting. It’s like a cute barbeque pit. Quite feminine. She takes quite a pounding, but her resilient ass is like ‘Hey, I have my dignity.’
Missy Monroe develops quite a messy barbeque pit after getting pounded by a couple dudes. She looks like the type of slut Fat Dick seeks out on a regular basis. You can tell by the look on her face as she sucks on a large penis while enjoying another larger penis in her ass that this bitch knows how to get down. Watch her fuck in videos for further evidence of this point.
I hope this porn prepares you for the excellent barbeque pit season on the horizon. At Fat Dick’s place it is always barbeque pit season, but for some people, it is more of a seasonal thing. If you are still feeling a little flustered and unready, don’t worry about it! Just make sure to check out Butt Divers to study up and work on your barbeque pit technique.