I remember there was this one dude in my junior high who got a handjob from some bitch. He might have just been lying about it, but everyone was too afraid to confront him because if he was, in fact, not lying he was like our elder and calling elders liars is just plain disrespectful. He was probably the coolest fucker around. Oh yeah, he fingered another chick and I was begging to smell his finger for like three months. No one else was getting action. I was always up on this crazy slut but I had problems getting her to go for the dick. The problems probably stemmed from the fact that I did well in school and bitches hate that.

Ahh and then I got my first handjob. It was pretty cool because I decided it would be a good idea not to give any warning before finishing and I ended up ruining this bitch’s suede comforter. Explain that one to the parents, biotch! You better believe I bounced without even attempting to clean that shit up. I was just like ‘oh sorry,’ and she was trying to play it off like she didn’t really care.

But now handjobs are not that cool. I mean, they get the ball rolling when you are trying to bang a hot honey, but I would rather do it myself. That is probably because I am really good at masturbating. Also, I’ve been known to do the ‘invisible man,’ where I sit on my hand until it falls asleep and then use it to masturbate so it feels like someone else is doing it for me.

Anyway, I tracked some choice handjob galleries down, and while I was beating off to them I was also taking a trip down memory lane. Hopefully you can do the same.

This blonde chick pulls the choice ‘finish in mouth’ move.
I am a big fan of handjobs in different positions.
Taking jizz on the chin after a handjob is also a choice move.
It doesn’t get much more close-up than this set of pics.
Penis and tit contact is a move reserved for the pros.
Handjobs are always hotter when they are done by bitches with nice nails.
The secret to a good handjob is passion. Remember: passion
This chick looks like just the kind of slut I would go for in junior high.
Leg straddling is also a really sexy move.
I like it when chicks look genuinely excited to be playing with a penis.

Hopefully those galleries give you the same feeling of nostalgia that they gave me.

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